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Original:
Jack jack jack jack jack boom boom porte boom boom tu reviens à ta maison maintenant tu reviens eeeeee pour obtenir un bon emploi avec ton père et papa papa est ton père est ta vie tu reviens à la vie tu reviens à la vie et à la vie tu reviens à la vie tu reviens à la vie tu es tu reviens à la vie tu reviens à la vie tu reviens à la vie tu...
🌍 Language: French
🎧 What it sounds like:
An echoing child’s voice shouting “jack jack jack” like an alarm, then a panicked Siri-like voice saying “you return to life, your father is your life,” repeating like it's rebooting consciousness.
French Siri has detected an existential crisis and is demanding that you get a job and return to life. Urgently.
Original:
Jack jack jack jack jack jack jack juj juj juj boom in the back door is a good sign of your life too big and the tyyyyyy of the world can get a good job on your life you are the best in your world life you have a lot to me too but you are a great friend of your dad love and love how are your life and how are your dad is your life your age and your age you can call you in your age life and then call me when you call you can you get me a good friend.
🌍 Language: English
🎧 What it sounds like:
Like a malfunctioning motivational speaker with too many tabs open, spamming affirmations while stuck on the word “tyyyyyy.”
A TED Talk if the speaker glitched out and accidentally summoned a children's cartoon demon.
Original:
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🌍 Language: ✨Unknown✨
🎧 What it sounds like:
A confused assistant trying to say "mom" while decoding a password for a parallel dimension.
Voices like: "mom-MAM-omm-anonnoï-NOVA—EUuuu-uuu..."
This is not a website. It is a summoning chant for the spirit of Anonnoïnovaneoï, guardian of broken syntax.